No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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