I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Randomize
