Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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