we made out on top of his cat.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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