i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
