Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
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