I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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