By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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