Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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