you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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