Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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