I'm lost and stupid without you.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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