carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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