If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
