It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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