You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Duck Duck Cougar?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
