She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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