So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
God, I missed his penis.
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