I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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