Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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