woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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