your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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