god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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