Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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