think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
