If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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