Can Purell be used as lube?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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