I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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