Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
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