No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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