Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
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