I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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