I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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