I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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