the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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