i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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