So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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