Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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