Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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