yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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