bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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