nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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