Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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