no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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