I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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