You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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