One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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