I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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