doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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