What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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